Angus and Daisy are famous Scottish cowmedians performing in the cattle rich Crags for your online amoosement. You can watch their Cow Patter or read their cowpendium of jokes. "I laughed so hard I pulled my calf muscle" The Daily Moos Laughing Stock Watch Angus & Daisy's routine.

or Cow Joke Cowpendium Angus & Daisy's cowplete gag reel of cow jokes and puns.

 

It is possible to lead a cow upstairs but not downstairs, because a cow's knees cannot bend properly to walk back down.

Cow's gelatin is an essential ingredient of photographic film

A cow spends 13 hours a day lying down and up to 8 hours a day chewing cud.